Below is a draft of a Terms and Conditions page for ricketycricketbrewing.com, operated by Kingman Club, LLC, designed to maximize your freedom and flexibility under U.S. law while limiting liability and obligations. This version assumes you’re based in Arizona (Kingman) and prioritizes your control over the business, Website, and user interactions. It’s written to be broad, enforceable, and protective, but I’m not a lawyer—consult one to ensure it complies with Arizona law, federal regulations, and any other applicable jurisdictions (e.g., if you ship beer or merch to other states).

Terms and Conditions

Rickety Cricket Brewing
Operated by Kingman Club, LLC
Last Updated: March 07, 2025

Welcome to ricketycricketbrewing.com (the “Website”), owned and operated by Kingman Club, LLC (“we,” “us,” or “our”). These Terms and Conditions (“Terms”) govern your access to and use of the Website, as well as any services, products, or interactions with us. By accessing or using the Website, you agree to these Terms in full. If you don’t agree, leave now and don’t come back.

1. Our Rights

We reserve the right to:

Change, suspend, or shut down the Website, or any part of it, at any time, for any reason, without notice or liability;
Refuse service, access, or products to anyone, for any reason or no reason, at our sole discretion;
Modify these Terms whenever we want, effective immediately upon posting the updated version here—your continued use means you accept the changes.

2. Your Use of the Website

You agree to:

Use the Website only for lawful purposes and at your own risk;
Not interfere with, hack, or disrupt the Website or our operations;
Not reproduce, copy, or steal our content without our written permission—which we can withhold for any reason.
If you break these rules, we can ban you, sue you, or both, and you’ll cover our legal costs.

3. Products and Services

We may sell beer, merchandise, or other stuff through the Website or in person. Here’s the deal:

All sales are final unless we say otherwise (we probably won’t);
Prices, availability, and offerings can change anytime without notice;
We can cancel orders for any reason (e.g., out of stock, fraud suspicion, or just because)—you’ll get a refund if we do, but nothing else;
You’re responsible for ensuring you’re 21+ and complying with alcohol laws.

4. Intellectual Property

Everything on the Website—logos, text, images, recipes, whatever—is ours or licensed to us. You don’t own it, and you can’t use it without our say-so. We can enforce our rights however we see fit.

5. User Content

If you submit anything to us (e.g., reviews, photos, comments):

You give us an unlimited, royalty-free, worldwide license to use, modify, or delete it however we want;
You promise it’s legal and yours to share;
We can remove it anytime, for any reason, without telling you.

6. Disclaimers

The Website and our products are provided “as is.” We make no promises about:

Accuracy, reliability, or availability;
Fitness for any purpose;
Freedom from bugs, viruses, or errors.
Use it if you want, but don’t blame us if it flops.

7. Limitation of Liability

To the maximum extent allowed by law, Kingman Club, LLC, its owners, employees, and affiliates are not liable for any damages—direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or otherwise—arising from:

Your use of the Website or products;
Our actions or inactions;
Anything else related to us.
If something goes wrong, your only remedy is to stop using the Website. No cash, no fixes, no whining.

8. Indemnification

You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold us harmless from any claims, losses, or damages (including legal fees) arising from:

Your use of the Website;
Your violation of these Terms;
Anything you submit to us.
We pick our own lawyers, and you pay for them.

9. Alcohol-Specific Rules

If you buy beer or related products:

You confirm you’re 21+ and legally allowed to purchase alcohol where you are;
You’re responsible for all taxes, shipping issues, or legal restrictions;
We’re not liable for delays, seizures, or your bad choices.

10. Termination

We can cut you off from the Website anytime, for any reason, without notice. You can stop using it too—your call. These Terms still apply even after we part ways.

11. Governing Law and Disputes

These Terms are governed by Arizona law, no exceptions. Any disputes go to Mohave County, Arizona courts (state or federal), and you agree to that jurisdiction. We can also seek injunctions anywhere we want if you threaten our business.

12. Force Majeure

We’re not responsible for delays or failures due to stuff beyond our control—weather, strikes, pandemics, whatever. We’ll do what we can, when we can, but don’t count on it.

13. No Waiver

If we don’t enforce something in these Terms, it doesn’t mean we waive it. We can still come after you later.

14. Entire Agreement

These Terms, plus our Privacy Policy, are the whole deal between us. No side promises or handshake deals count unless we write them down and sign them.

15. Contact Us

Got a problem? Reach out:
Kingman Club, LLC
532 E Beale Street, Kingman AZ 86401
in**@ri*******************.com

Terms & Conditions